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Deep Fried Dinner Party

from The King of July 4th by Burger Stuffer Supreme

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Everybody gather for the deep fry dinner party
Everyone gather for some deep fried treats
Everybody gather for the deep fry party
If it’s not deep fried, it's nothing I want to eat


For appetizers we got fried mozzarella sticks
Fried won tons
Fried mac and cheese

If you want something classy we got little fried oysters
Hot from the fryer
They are sure to please

Served with the oysters we’ve got some tasty
Cocktail sauce
Dumped fresh from the jar

We'll fry that up too into little fried treats
Flavor bursting in your mouth
The best you've had so far



For the soup course we got fried corn chowder
Stuffed in a bread bowl
And fried real nice

Salad's up next with lots of fried veggies
Embedded in a crouton
That's fried up twice

If you want to make a toast we got some champagne
Fried in a dough
As part of our spread

If you're getting thirsty we got fried soda pop
Or if you're looking to get wasted
We got fried beer instead



Dinner's up next, of course there's fried chicken
So juicy and crisp
It's too good to be true

Got deep fried burgers, dumped in the fryer whole
With the pickle and the ketchup
And the bun on too

Look, here comes the deep water lobster
Topped with caviar
To give it some bite

Cooked to perfection with the utmost care
Then finished in the fryer
To make it taste all right



At last, it's time to be a bit indulgent
Healthy food is over
Now we're eating for fun

The dessert tray is loaded with deep fried pies
Crispy ice cream
And crunchy sweet buns

Fried chocolate cookies are gooey and warm
Batter-dipped candy bars
Are a thrill

But it's deep fried butter that rocks my world
I can devour five whole
And not have eaten my fill



Some people say
We go a bit overboard
Some people say
That it's too much fried

Those people are wrong
They just haven't had
A fried food feast
With an expert guide


... If it isn't deep fried I don't want to eat


from The King of July 4th, released June 29, 2018
Written, performed and (c) 2017 / 2018 by Burger Stuffer Supreme and Odilon Green


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Burger Stuffer Supreme

I write songs about competitive eating. Because eating is fundamental.

I also write songs about beards for my band Opinionated Whiskers, linked below.

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